James:
Melvin has part 9 up and coming! and we're seriously side tracking to gay love or some shit so I think I'll do part 10 lol we must stick to the general direction of the story people! It's about Aaron and his two loves (or now maybe 3 with the little man friend? who knows?)
November 26 at 3:07pm
Jon
Random facts:
lol i think the man friend just followed his instincts to go sleep in the bed. its way more comfy than the sofa.. but knowing the man firneds short term memory, naturally hed wake up not rmembering much lol
November 26 at 3:09pm
James
So on behalf of Melvin (who happens to be sick and unable to write) I shall continue with PART 9!
Part 9 :
Jon reached under the bed and pulled out a little brownish white kitten who was mewing with displeasure at being carried. A condom was stuck to its retractable claws and it looked pretty used....
Aaron was shocked the kitten was none other than HEADSHOT! (Melvin's kitty) What the heck was headshot doing under his bed?
Jon gingerly unhooked the condom from headshot's claws and inspected it. Headshot squirmed out of his grasp and landed on the bed glaring at the little man friend.
"It's definitely used" Jon said and looked at Aaron with apprehension and threw it into Aaron's Chelsea rubbish bin (yep chealsea is rubbish)
"I didn't do shit fool!" Aaron cried trying to defend himself
Awkward silence filled the air as they both stared at each other trying to remember what happened that fateful night.
Suddenly . . . CONTINUE
November 27 at 3:12pm
Mel
Part 10:
Jon, after touching the condom with disgusting liquid in it, went to the toilet to wash his hands and freshen up, hoping that it'll help remembering the events that happened recently.
Just as he was about to enter the toilet, he heard some weird noises. It was as if some sort of F1 car was revving its engine at the car park down below. Curiously, he stuck his head out the window to take a peek. However to his dismay, he saw nothing of that sort. Then he heard it again, it sounded like it came from the toilet! How the hell can a car be in a toilet?? ...
He slowly peeked inside and saw none other than Melvin in there. Lying in a fetus position, hugging the toilet bowl and snoring like as if he's trying to wake the whole of Singapore.
The toilet smelled like puke and he actually saw a some pieces of the last night's dinner in the toilet bowl. He eeked at the sight of it and flushed. He then washed his hands and sprinkled some water on Melvin's face.
Melvin mumbled something. Since it was quite soft, Jon bent over and asked him to repeat.
"When are you people going to be done? I want the air con and soft bed..."
Just after he struggled to say those few lines, he puked again and knocked out on the floor again .
Jon tried shaking and slapping Melvin, repeatedly asking "WHO ARE THE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!"
...... To Be Continued......
November 27 at 10:12pm
James
Part 11:
As Aaron watched Jon head to the toilet, fear clouded his mind. Did he really have sex with Jon and let a cat watch??? This was really beyond weird, what the fuck happened last night? Aaron covered his face with his hands wishing that everything was a bad dream.
The door burst open and standing in the doorway heaving and panting stood a very angry looking James Chan! Why the fuck was he here? Aaron thought...
"You've got some fucking explaining to do" James snarled
"What happened now?" nothing could surprise Aaron at this point
"Rachaelle's fucking in a coma that's what's wrong and people're thinking its me. Fuck this shit, I don't need shit like this! So I'm the bad boy, the bad influence, the "hey, I need you tonight but maybe not tomorrow cuz I have someone better guy? Oh sometimes I'm the dumb fuck who actually gives a shit but for fuck sake screw this shit! Fuck off! It wasn't me and you better set things straight cuz I don't fucking remember shit"
"CHILL LA BRO! YOU LOST ME AT HELLO" Aaron yelled
"Whatever, what would matter to you is that Rachaelle's in a fucking coma, so go fix it"
The words hit Aaron like a fucking bulldozer and no matter how big he was, even a bulldozer would definitely hurt Aaron.
Aaron : "Okay I'm going to. . . . CONTINUE FOR FUCK SAKE"
November 27 at 10:46pm
Jon
Part 12:
Aaron: ... take a piss man, i duno why but the toilet is calling out my name... oh wait, its melvin haha... wait WTF.. melvin is in my toilet. okayyyyy, great, rachaelle is half past gone... and i have jon in my bed,, ewwww.... and melvin swimming in his own digestive juices.... great now what do i do.....
As aaron srumbled half drunkenly, amazed at his newfound alcoholic prowess ( he emptied a whole six pack last night yeyyyy, applause applause.. woohoo) unzipped his fly and told the bowl what he thought of last night....
AS the golden shower ensued, thoughts crept into his mind... flashes and waves of color and light and faces and the floor.. whoa, something about the floor... haha aaron laughed to himself, a post hangover buzz probably making itself known to him... okay okay, so raechelle's in a coma... shit, melvins passed out a few inches away from my left, no, right leg, jon is, uh, where's jon... ah fuck it, he's alright... wait wait, there was somebody else last night....
Aaron zips up takes a look at himsself in the mirror, washes his hands... and ponders... Mom's gonna be real pissed at me when she gets home later...
HEY JAMES! still got asahi in the fridge or not? i need to meditate.
November 27 at 11:07pm
James
PART 13 continued:
If looks could kill, the glare that James gave Aaron would have turned him to stone.
"There's no more Asahi in the damn fridge" James said coldly "Can we just recap on what the hell you did last night?"...
By now, Melvin, Jared and Jon had gathered in the living room, blurry eyed and hung over.
"Okay here's what we're going to do. We're going to narrate our own versions of what happened last night then maybe we can piece everything together" James said
"That's a damn good idea la!" Aaron seemed enthusiastic.
Before they could continue, the doorbell rang
Aaron stood up feebly and unlocked his main door. There in the doorway stood Shan in her punk rocker singaporean lian glory. (LOL, i'm sorry Aaron I couldn't resist). She glared at Aaron as tears filled her eyes.
"TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ASSHOLE!" she screamed at him and dropped to her knees sobbing uncontrollably.
Aaron slammed the door in her face
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Aaron pressed his back against the door panting in fear. He ignored the continuous pounding and screaming at his door and went to the living room. All eyes were on him.
"Yes we definitely need to figure out what happened" Aaron said weakly
"Jolly good, so I'll go first then dudes" the little man friend said "Last night. . . . JON CONTINUE PLEASE"
Writer's note:
Sorry everyone! I just came back from Bintan! The story is going somewhere now I hope. hahahaha let's see where this goes then! =)
December 4 at 9:14pm
Jon
continued Part 14
Jon: "Last night....was... wait a minute, is this a trick question??
By this time everyone had taken a seat in the living room. booze breathed and groggy, the gang tried as hard as they could and looked intently at jon's direction to hear what he had to say...
Jon scratched his head and shrugged, aware that all eyes were on him. At this point all he was thinking about was last night's dinner and how he had just witnessed melvin execute a near perfect 3-point-like shot of last night's chicken and some rice into the toilet bowl without spilling a single drop of vomit.
"...i got nothin man, just a rhythmic throbbin inside my head like there's still a rave going full blast and i'm not invited. I digress, uh sorry guys but blame whatever the fuck was in the drinks last night but, aaron who's the goth chick?" reffering to the weeping post adoloscent-barely-18-looking cutie crying a cocktail of cheap mascara and tears.
"don't be hatin, fooooo!!! blame the game, bitch!" aaron rebutted dejectedly. "i never met her in my life, eh james, but she cute ah? *scooby doo laughter* ...all i can remember is collapsing on my bed and feeling like i was floating peacefully on a mountain of pao's and it felt so good, mmmmmmm paosssss....
Aaron's expression a priceless mix of ecstasy and lust best decribed as the cum face.
...wait, there's something in my pocket.
OH MY GOD. what's this doing here. EWWWWWW!!!!!!
aaron in shocked surprise, flings the object in the air like one would do if a cockroach landed on their hand But this was no cockroach.
As the object flew in the air
(imagine... close up shot, slow motion floating in the air, making its trajectory downward, straight onto melvins barely concsious face... SPLAT... melvin, still slow motion, blinks, you know how funny that looks in slow motion, as the realisation of what had just happend dawned on his still drunk self....)
this is so not happenning, melvin exclaims, as he slowly turns pale, and beads of sweat start forming on his now biohazard of a forehead...
Sun at 10:57pm ·
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