And they say drugs are bad!

To all alcoholics out there:

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell your friends over and over again
that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members
of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers,
resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the
forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol maycause
a disturbance in the time-space continuum,
whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.

And they say drugs are bad!!! hehe....